yes.




Hahaha I’m in the free Liberty wifi center on base and im chilling on one of the couches, and there is a guy at one of the public computers skyping some girl and the girl keep flashing him her tits and he is looking around like he just killed someone.

I can’t stop laughing because he hasn’t noticed me laughing at him this whole time. Oh now hes taking pictures of the tits on his phone. Hahahahahaha get room internet dude.



one of the greatest things ive seen on tumblr yet.

I swear my Dad has a vagina.

How was I born?!





This Movie was great. IDGAF.

lmao helen’s face.

this is so funny.



girlwithabirdshefoundinthesnow:

lordpayne:

this was like two years ago

but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly

one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the last thing I yelled before I passed out was

“MY CEREAL!!!”

I will reblog this every time I see it on my dash



the-vashta-nerada:

  • i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me.
  • and frankly, i’m a bit offended.
  • AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN? 
  • WELL FUCK YOU 
  • MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T EXIST 
  • HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT


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